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INDIA AND INDIANS BEAUTIFULLY EXPLAINED !!!

December 10, 2017

 

India and the Indians explained beautifully…*

Bengalis
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.

Mallus
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyyas
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = riot

Gujjus
One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Tamil-Brahmins
One Tamil-Brahmin = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil-Brahmins = maths tuition class.
Three Tamil-Brahmins = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mumbaikars
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum
Four Mumbaikars = the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Marwaris
One Marwari = speaking local lingo and running pawn shop in remote India.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = all Bars in city booked.

Biharis
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth capturing squad.
Three Biharis = train hamari.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabis
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Parsis
One Parsi = an Unmarried Man.
Two Parsis = an unmarried man with his unmarried sister.
Three Parsis = loads of abuses hurled.
Four Parsis = 50% of their population.

Sindhis
One Sindhi = owner of elektroniks shop in Hong Kong.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = making duplicate branded goods in ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = board members of biggest group of colleges in Bombay.

Hats off to whoever has done this research.

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2 Comments
  1. Raj permalink

    Tamil brahmin:
    One tamil brahmin = priest at temple
    Two tamil brahmin = news paper/agraharam
    Three tamil brahmin = creating untouchability
    Four tamil brahmin = caste system

    • No, never. And even if so, that’s far better than the so-called Dravidian divisive and corrupt political system. Caste system still saved Hindus from total conversion. Created great gene pools. Each caste specialized in their own intricate trade and art, something getting lost to us these days. What about Kshatriyas. Why should Brahmins alone bear the brunt. Today in Tamil Nadu who mistreat Dalits are Naickers and Devars, even killing them in extreme cases. Never will a Brahmin do that.

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