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INDIA AND INDIANS BEAUTIFULLY EXPLAINED !!!

December 10, 2017

 

India and the Indians explained beautifully…*

Bengalis
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.

Mallus
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyyas
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = riot

Gujjus
One Gujju = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Tamil-Brahmins
One Tamil-Brahmin = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil-Brahmins = maths tuition class.
Three Tamil-Brahmins = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mumbaikars
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum
Four Mumbaikars = the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Marwaris
One Marwari = speaking local lingo and running pawn shop in remote India.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = all Bars in city booked.

Biharis
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth capturing squad.
Three Biharis = train hamari.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabis
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Parsis
One Parsi = an Unmarried Man.
Two Parsis = an unmarried man with his unmarried sister.
Three Parsis = loads of abuses hurled.
Four Parsis = 50% of their population.

Sindhis
One Sindhi = owner of elektroniks shop in Hong Kong.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = making duplicate branded goods in ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = board members of biggest group of colleges in Bombay.

Hats off to whoever has done this research.

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